Saturday, August 30th, 2008
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8:23 pm - Time Flies
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So nipping through the internet I found this old journal. Fuck me if nothing has changed since 2006. This is very bloody sad state to be sure.
Lets see if we can shake things up a bit.
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Friday, October 6th, 2006
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2:59 pm - IGNORE ME!
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Just watching the Venture Brothers cartoon. It’s official - this is the funniest cartoon series ever made.
If you’re not watching this show (download it NOW!) or you don’t like it, then you’re dead in the soul. And I hate you and your mother.
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2:47 pm - Slap head!
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I'm bald again. So I look pretty much like my icon. Been awhile since I let my hair grow back and I've decided I like the bald look better.
Hair dresser tried to talk me out of it.
"Sure you don't want me to try a 2 or a 1 first?"
Nah woman! Like all the greatest men in history, Lex Luthor, Ming the Merciless, Doctor Evil, my greatness can no longer be concealed under hair!
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12:59 pm - Phear my lEet skillz!
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I have built… nah, I have given LIFE, to a new silicon machine for Morgan. A computer of unsurpassed might!
Even my own machine is impotent in the shadow of the MONSTER I have brought into being. It may be powerful enough to rise up against its creator. Wait… that would be me.
Bugger.
(I put together a computer for Morgan. It is most cool. And it works)
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Saturday, September 30th, 2006
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5:03 pm
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Friday, September 29th, 2006
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11:24 pm - Drip
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So for the third time since I’ve moved in to my current place I’ve been woken up by water dripping on me. Turns out my bed in beneath the above apartment’s bathroom and their shower leaks through their floor (yes that’s some bodies dirty shower water dripping on me. urgh.)
Well fuck. I am most unhappy. Once I’ll let it go as shit happens (I complained it was fixed), the second time, well sometimes repairs don’t stick (it was fixed again). Third time – I get very fucking angry.
To top it off the landlord (who is “checking it out”) hasn’t gotten back to me. So is it fixed? Should I wear a hat to bed? WHO KNOWS?
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Thursday, September 28th, 2006
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6:01 pm - "A coup is not entertaining"
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4:36 pm - Rubber Swordery ahoy!
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So turns out an old friend has fallen in love with the rubber sword hobby. As such she is trying to get me and a few friends involved. It doesn’t take much to get me interested in a pastime where I get to dress like a pirate and hit people with fake weapons.
Yarrr!
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4:32 pm - WoW
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Four days on and I’m still happy I quit WoW (World of Warcarft). I logged on one last time today to send the last of my gold and gear to a fellow Waterfordian wow gamer.
I need new games to play. Intrigued by the news that Cryptic (makers of city of heroes) is teaming up with Marvel to make Marvel superhero based online game.
http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/735/735653p1.html
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3:07 am - Short Fiction
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The devil paid me to kill god. Honest injun, walked right up to me in the shopping centre yesterday and handed me the envelope. I knew he was the devil because of the smell of burning flesh and his deep red skin tone.
I’m a professional so I took the job. God is the divine creator but a sweet half million buys a lot of atheism. Only problem is I reckon my 9mm won’t cut it. No point even asking the devil how he expected me to do the job – he’s a fucking loser. If he knew how to cap his daddy then he’d have done it eons ago.
Banes of my fucking career, I only get hired by losers.
A good hit needs three things. Reliable information, a solid plan and a determination to succeed. It took awhile but I did it. Pulled together a nice tight plan. Low visibility operation with an acceptable level of risk.
The tricky part was getting the Pope alone. You hear stories about what goes on behind the doors of the Vatican but fuck I think this guys biggest vice was a third spoon of sugar in his tea before bed.
Three days I watched him, day and night. Then finally my chance came. A grappling hook and some light crowbar work later and I’m pressing my gun to his Holiness ear. Oh yeah, turns out he wears the cap even in bed. Got to respect that.
Anyway that’s when it all went to shit. Fucking INTERPOL all over my ass. They’d received a tip off.
Fucking omnipotence.
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2:44 am - Grumpy old man note
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When I rule the internet I shall ban all those stupid ass “What type of ____ are you?” sites. Nobody cares that if you were a smurf you’d be Papa Smurf. Except Gargamel. He would be fucking your shit up.
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2:37 am - Gaelcon or bust
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Saving all my cash so to enjoy a good convention. Really looking forward to it. Get me out of this city for a weekend. Woo.
Will nick my brothers camera so will be taking pictures till I get fed up (normally means I have a ton of pics from the first day then maybe two or three from the rest of the weekend).
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2:33 am - Alive yes
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